Ich Bin Nicht Allein
teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
me: yeh
friend: what r we supposed to be doin
me: lol idk
tastefullyoffensive:

[comicjk]
awwww-cute:

That makes sense

awwww-cute:

That makes sense

slaive:

when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct

herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

fapamir:

*1/4 through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before

*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning

* 3/4 through  fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE

crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

butt-berry:

Me in the club

butt-berry:

Me in the club

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

vireonovae-archive:

"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”

thAT

sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???

scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………

eASSYYY??!!!!????

how to get a boyfriend

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

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beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

beinggigantic:

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

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this one did u see it

did u see this